February 2010
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Heh.
Kevin: I kinda know what it’s like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man.
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The Office
Dwight Schrute: Also, this should be accompanied by a monetary prize.
Jim Halpert: Well, in an ideal world--
Dwight Schrute: In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
– Tobias Fünke, Arrested Development
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If you love minotaurs
and Craigslist, read this.
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do...
– Mary Wilson Little
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PHAT
Today is Fat Tuesday. In honor of such a “holiday”, my roomie and I are making beignets. Those warm, powdery pieces of heaven were one of many fond memories of my trip to New Orleans last year. Though I’m copping out and making them from a box, I will treasure every bite of these treats.
They’re like eating a baby angel.
Are you curious?
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I'm all like...
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I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
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FACT:
I take pictures of people sleeping while I ride the bus.
*Now in my defense, I am not the only one. Check out these bad boys.
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Capybaras aren’t for everyone.
– Trevor
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Hi, I’m a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take...
– Dennis, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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FACT:
I have never listened to Lady Gaga. I feel both accomplished and deeply deprived.
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My boyfriend
Myself: If you were buying birthday gifts for an 8 year old girl, what would you get?
Trevor: Is she a girlie girl?
Myself: Yes, I'd say so. I have some ideas but I still need help
Trevor: Well, I havent been an 8 year old girl for a long time so I dont know how much help I would be.
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